Me: Am I looking smaller?
Hubby: Yes, you do. Do I look smaller?
Me: Actually yes you do. Have you lost weight?
Hubby: Yes, about ten pounds.
Me: Just from eating the stuff I've been asking you to make?
Me: You're not even exercising!
Me: I was close to catching up to you.
I mouth to hubby: b*st*rd!
Of course, I'm happy for hubby, but errrr....